I did not immediately write the content of this dream down, but I did my best to commit it to memory while up in the middle of the night to piss.
My dream logic led me to believe that I was playing the role of Link in a Legend of Zelda style quest, complete with Midna (from Twilight Princess) as my partner. For the uninitiated, she is an imp with a jagged tooth and the ability to inhabit shadows (and shapeshift, etc). I do not recall what exactly I was doing, but I do know the bulk of the dream took place in a castle-town, but not in the medieval style. Rather, I was enclosed in a shopping development you might see in a suburb of an American city. Pop music played over loudspeakers, garage parking, cookie-cutter outlets, a Barnes & Noble, the whole nine yards. The buildings had painted borders of lilac and pink.
Everytime I interacted with Midna, my mind fell into a feedback loop. Midna was, in fact, two halves of a whole, each half totaling to a value of 1024, and when combined, I knew her to be 2048. This fact would play in my head on repeat.
Eventually, we were in a King’s chambers, indicated by gilded furniture and red, velvety carpets and drapes. The King ignored us, whoever he was, and this prompted us to leave in disgrace.
The last thing I remember is a landscape image of the castle that we had just fled (presumably suburban Hyrule), with dark thunderhead clouds with great, imposing anvils on top of them. Tornado sirens play. I wake up shortly after.
